Welcome to Quantum Fluctuation Insurance Co.

We specialize in insuring against the uncertainties of quantum probability.

Our coverage includes:

• Quantum Fluctuation Indemnification (QFI): Protects against spontaneous human combustion due to uncontrolled quantum events.
• Quantum Entanglement Liability (QEL): Covers the costs of accidentally linking your socks in a way that causes a singularity.
• Causal Loop Protection (CLP): Prevents you from getting stuck in an infinite loop of déjà vu.

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